On the first day of Christmas, John Hammond gave to me…
Henry made up the 12 Days of Christmas: Jurassic Park Edition yesterday.
Just try not to sing along.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, John Hammond gave to me:
Twelve pteranadons
Eleven mosasaurs
Ten ACU*
Nine tyranosaurs
Eight dino fights
Seven saurapods
Six DNA samples
Five gyrosphere rides
Four spinosaurs
Three stegosaurs
Two Utahraptors
And a ticket to Jurassic Park!
*Asset Containment Unit for those unaware
Merry Christmas from my dino lovers to yours!
I was unsure of some of the spellings here but he insisted they were correct. And he’s read all the dinosaur books, so….
